Robert Long Foreman’s most recent books are WEIRD PIG, a novel, and I AM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS, a collection of short fiction. His work has appeared in literary magazines that include AGNI, The Missouri Review, Beloit Fiction Journal, Copper Nickel, and Harvard Review. A native of Wheeling, West Virginia, he lives in Kansas City with his wife and their multiple daughters. He is online at www.robertlongforeman.com.